Once upon a time...
Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed.
Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped."
Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."